Okay, okay, I think I see what's going on here. Let's all make fun of the new guy. They tried to tell me about card/key collectors but I guess I had to see for myself. Well, if that's the way you're going to be....

I just spent ten minutes cutting all my slot cards in two and burning the peices. I'm going back to The Chip Board where they come right out and call you names if they don't like you! (Man, all those older cards with the little square holes were thicker and harder to cut!)