HI FROM CANADA. SEE YOU IN THREE WEEKS. WE HOPE THAT YOU WILL BE BETTER. LOTS OF REST AND JUICES TO RECOVER. JOCKS ARE THE BEST REMEDY FOR RECOVERING. HERES ONE FOR YOU.

A duck walks into a bar and asks "got any crackers?"
Bartender says no.
Duck walks out.

Duck walks in the next day and asks, "got any crackers?"
Bartender says no. Duck walks out.

Duck walks in the next day and asks got any crackers?
Bartender says, "I told you yesterday and the day before that no! and if you
ask that one more time Ill nail your beak shut!" Duck walks out.

Duck comes back the next day and asks, "got any nails?" Bartender says no.
Duck says "good. Got any crackers?"

PAUL